>Happy (to be, has been, will be, will never be) New Year all.

Posted by Henry - 31/12/10 at 07:12:00 pm

>Bye 2010!

Hello 2011.

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it”
                                                                                                        - Ferris Bueller





Bye!

H./

>Shenanigans

Posted by Henry - 27/12/10 at 11:12:00 pm

>

Right. Christmas, stuff.

We’ll start with a certain incident that occured, in Waitrose, East Sheen, 24th December 2010. It echoed strangely of this.

The conditions were so similar – it was a woman who did the incident, it was a Waitrose (albeit a different one) and I had to restrain myself from battering her silly, until she could read the sign

“Baskets only”
Even I know what that means. It means, don’t take a ruddy trolley FULL OF FOOD, on Christmas-ruddy-eve, into the Baskets only queue. It was already nightmarish – anyway, all I needed to get was some Ice Cream (and it was damn nice Ice Cream, though).

Ugh.
Next. Things I’ve got for Christmas!

Well, that’s all from me. I may post before the New Year, but otherwise Happy New Year.
 You’ve all been lovely. 

Oh, but.

I had the idea, so I’ve shared it with you! (click to make the picture full size)



H./

>Slog 5, and a Merry Christmas to you all.

Posted by Henry - 24/12/10 at 06:12:00 pm

>

Bye!

H./

>The Latest Leak

Posted by Henry - 23/12/10 at 10:12:00 pm

>Dear Kids. Santa doesn’t exist. Your parents buy + wrap the presents. Much Love, Wikileaks. 

p.s: VIVA LA REVOLUTION!


Good night.


H./

>K.O

Posted by Henry - 23/12/10 at 01:12:00 pm

>Oh deary deary me, Microsoft.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12067295

“Microsoft has issued a warning about a serious vulnerability in all versions of its Internet Explorer (IE) browser.”


Read it.


H./

>Slog 4 – Concerning M.A.D(ness)

Posted by Henry - 23/12/10 at 12:12:00 pm

>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12067735

You can download Surfin Bird on iTunes here.

>Slog 3!

Posted by Henry - 22/12/10 at 12:12:00 pm

>

3 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!


The song is Trolololo: No iTunes version, but the Youtube is here: Trolololo.

>Slog2

Posted by Henry - 21/12/10 at 12:12:00 pm

>


Enjoy :)

H./

>Today!

Posted by Henry - 20/12/10 at 07:12:00 pm

>Slog?! Click below to listen to me!

You can get Death and All His Friends by Coldplay here: on iTunes.

>A dreaded, treacherous return.

Posted by Henry - 19/12/10 at 10:12:00 pm

>Oh yes. It is back. The media here in the UK have become infatuated with that word -

I get this feeling of deja vu.  Seriously – if you look at the times when we have bad weather, it will go something like this:
“The roads are absolutely treacherous, Susan – this means that there are supply problems. (Twitches eyebrow)” – from a reporter in some dead end village.
“The top headline of this evening – treacherous conditions are causing havoc for commuters, up and down the country. so and so has this report.” – News anchor, 6pm news.
I’m sorry. A lot of overblown nonsense. We think it is havoc, and ruining our lives? Poo to you, sir.
_________________________________________________________
Main Room
In other news… 
No wait, there isn’t any – well, the only thing apart from the snow is some old man has gone mad. Over to the Travel!
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Woman in front of a rack of monitors with snow filling them, like she’s the freaking Architect from the Matrix
Travel Person – neither female or is there snow in the back (this is the Architect)

“Snow is ruining the travel system. Nothing’s working – no trains, tube, buses. “

_________________________________________________________

Local News – Woman representing the mix of the area on a desk that varies in terms of how many people watch the report.

“Erm…there’s snow…which means that these schools are closed, etc etc etc.. *breaks down in tears* I WANNA BE ON THE MAIN DESK :( “
_________________________________________________________
The Weather

“Let’s take a freaking guess about the weather. Oh I know sir, pick me pick me! Is it by any chance SNOW?”
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My god…

6 days to Christmas!

H./

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